Monday, April 17, 2006

This post is dedicated to Godzilla

I've been thinking about Godzilla a lot recently, and I feel pretty sorry for him. He seems like one of those misunderstood creatures... I haven't seen any of the movies [note to self: must do] but I decided to find out a bit about him. Amazingly enough it turns out that as usual it's America's fault. BASTARDS! This poor, innocent prehistoric creature was hibinating and the fucking yanks drop an atomic bomb on his head. Or something like that. Bloody typical. Whatever... I would absolutely shit myself if a giant prehistoric lizard with nuclear powers {tee hee} came and tried to crush my city. Then again, I wouldn't live in NY.

omg his death is so... uck, as Pat would say. They use an experimental weapon that dissolves his flesh and bones :( Poor Godzilla.

So apparently there are many Godzillas and among there powers are: atomic rays produced from the mouth, can absorb electricity and release it to become a magnetic force, apparently it has some crazy kind of flight but it is of inferior quality.

That's a pretty awesome dinosaur...

Peace love & mungbeans
Dani xxx


Blogger little said...

enough to make any nerd (such as myself) spoof


best of all...

7:18 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... umm
righty then
i dont think youre a freak...
which version of godzilla are you talking about , because the only good one is the 1950's japanese version rocks. all the others suck balls of a 60 year old mountain donkey

guess what!
i'm forming a glam-folk band with two guys from school
we're called the 'electric druids'
look out for "the shaver song"
that will hit the inter net in the next few months and become a huge cult classic within the year


3:41 am  

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